Welcome yet again Creamsters to another messy drama in my soap opera series where the ladies hurl insults (and cream) at each other, and these are truly, the Days Of Our Pies. In this story we find luxury real estate agents Daisy, Larz, and Creamy, dressed in beautiful couture and preparing to show a newly renovated mansion to their most esteemed clients. After setting out a buffet of desserts for their guests to enjoy while viewing the home, the ladies start getting competitive thinking about the enormous commission that this sale will bring them. Larz and Creamy begin to get heated and Creamy shoves Larz, knocking her into Daisy, forcing poor beautiful Daisy to fall face down into a cake! Daisy of course retaliates by picking up the cake, and when trying to hit Creamy, accidentally hits Larz in the face instead! Fuming, Larz then picks up a pie, and hits Creamy in the face with it! Creamy then retaliates by pieing Larz in the face, and this sets in motion a Tit For Tat pie fight that leaves the new painted room, and the lovely ladies, absolutely covered in pie! Their perfect makeup and professionally styled hair get ruined, and their beautiful dresses get completely trashed! Pies down their dresses, spanked all over the back of their dresses, rubbed in all over the beautiful fabric is completely ruined. Finally, Creamy uses the last two pies on Larz and Daisy and gloats as she says she wins the pie fight. But Daisy brings out a second cake that she had ordered, and while Larz holds her against the wall, Daisy obliterates her with that cake! They both smear it all over her beautiful pink hair making her look absolutely ridiculous. They shove the cake down her dress and all over it. As Creamy laments the wasting of her beautiful dress, Larz taunts her that now it looks like "Ver-sploshy," a clever pun that accurately describes the now ruined satin number with crystal embellishments! After having completely obliterated themselves and the room, they suddenly realize that they have to now clean up because their clients are going to be coming soon. But when Creamy mentions how she'll never list a house again on the street the house is on, Gainsborough, Larz and Daisy point out that the house the listing is for is supposed to be on Hillsborough. They suddenly realize that they're in the wrong house! They run out as quickly as possible, leaving all the mess behind for the poor owners to come home and find! And this concludes this portion of our programming, tune in next time to find out, will the ladies stay clean? Most likely not, because these are the Days Of Our Pies.